Secret Diary of a Call Girl

Even though I love boys, I do admit that women certainly have the power of hypnotizing me. Billie Piper, who plays Hannah Baxter in the Secret Diary of a Call Girl, definitely has this effect. Whether you are straight, gay or bi-curious, you will absolutely be hooked on this show if you love fetish wear and London accents.


I watched this show, a Showtime series, because of Bille Piper's fabulous costumes, luscious lifestyle and sexy allure. I'm dangerously attracted to lifestyles that involve lingerie, stockings, and a pair of heels. Hannah's (A.K.A "Belle") character is a perfect example of the risque and yet proper lady. Just because you have an unconventional profession doesn't mean you can't be couture about it. And who doesn't love to watch a hot woman show a guy how it's done?

Sexy Swimwear: The Micro Bikini & Scrunch Butt

Sometimes I wonder if I should be living in Malibu or Brazil when I go swimwear shopping. I find that most mainstream swimwear is too conservative and covers too much skin. My petite size could possibly contribute to this bias. Since I have tiny curves, I need tiny swimwear to accentuate my barely-there curves. I demand people to acknowledge that I have curves too!

I already know that no amount of in-store shopping will successfully lead to me finding a bikini up to my standards. This is where the world of online shopping comes to the rescue. If you're willing to pay more for your bikini, I have found some great sites that sell micro bikinis and the new and trendy scrunch butt bikini bottom in different styles, colors and sizes that has become really popular in SoCal and LA.


These micro bikinis are not for everyone. I have to admit that most of them are too extreme for me to even think of trying on. Plus micro bikinis on really busty women make them look like body builders. If you're busty, try a revealing monokini instead like the one from Flirt Catalog shown above (it has a scrunch butt!).


The scrunch butt bikini bottom comes in different shapes now. You could get one that covers your bottom entirely or one that is a border-line thong. I suggest to get one that reveals more skin, since scrunch butt bikini bottoms could look like wedgies if done wrong. Scrunch butt bikinis are my new favorites because it creates a contour of one of your best assets. Plus it gets rid of that weird air pocket between your butt cheeks you get when you wear a regular bikini. When you get in and out of the water, the bikini still holds it shape unlike the regular bikini you buy in stores.


The two online sources I like are www.chynnadolls.com and www.malibustrings.com. I have my eye on a bubble-gum pink micro bikini and scrunch boy short. But there's this brown sequin micro bikini that just screams Vegas baby to me! Even though summer days are months away from now, it's not too early to start thinking of getting yourself a new swimwear set that compliments your body type. Plus it gives you a reason to pass up that yummy looking donut!

Madame S Boutique

After discovering that Madame S Boutique sold black thigh-high leather stockings at one third the price of Agent Provocateur's and that they were located just fifteen minutes away from my work, I couldn't stop obsessing about getting my hands on a pair. I was very determined to visit Madame S Boutique and wouldn't settle for going the next day. I know myself, and if I waited I would just keep on waiting and never work myself up again to go.

I persuaded a friend who worked in the same building to come with me after work. It would be the first time for the both of us. Even if you're not into BDSM, you'll probably still find something worth buying here. After what seemed like four agonizing hours at work, we finally made our way to Madame S. I was glad I had someone to walk with because the walk to and back from Madame S was definitely got shady at night.


You have to walk through the Mr. S. Leather store to get to the Madame S. section, but that didn't slow me down. I walked all over Madame S. to find the stockings. It took me a while to figure out that they weren't there. Since they're unisex they were inside the Mr. S section. Unfortunately, once I opened the package and saw the size of the small I knew instantly that they wouldn't fit my petite legs. For probably the next fifteen to thirty minutes I tried to convince my friend, the sales lady and myself that they would fit even though we all knew they wouldn't. Psyching yourself up for something and then being disappointed is the worst feeling in the world!


But no worries everyone! I remembered from the website that there were also black, platform, patent leather thigh-high boots that would serve exactly the same purpose if not better! I instantly found them and another pair that laced up on the sides. After trying both on, we all agreed that the laced up pairs were perfect. Why you ask? Because they didn't have that gross latex smell, I don't have to buy lube to get into them or make them shiny, I can adjust the side to fit me perfectly, comes with heels(perfect because I'm short)...and can you say patent leather baby?

I wonder if I could work a pole with thigh-high patent leather boots...it could get sticky.




Anyways, if you're feeling adventurous you should visit this shop. They have neat toys, torture devices, latex costumes and accessories and other kinky stuff that you never knew you needed. Since Victoria's Secret and Agent Provocateur cannot satisfy all your erotic fashion needs, Madame S or Mr. S is a great alternative.




Photos compliments of Janin C. Thank goodness for the iPhone!