Latex, Latex, & More Latex

My newest fetish wear obsession is latex. What originally peaked my interest was Agent Provocateur's black latex stockings. I felt they truly symbolized my alter ego, that little deviant dominatrix I keep in the closet so that I can go about regular day-to-day activities without inflicting too much physical pain onto unsuspecting people. Sadly, Agent Provocateur's collections are limited when it comes to latex, but on the upside BDSM specialty retailers aren't.

Mr. S Leather and Madame S Boutique, located in San Francisco, cater to the latex and leather clad sexual deviants. While I don't particularly subscribe to BDSM, I do find that some of their apparel isn't all together completely terrifying. I plan on getting their black latex stockings since they're only a 1/3 of AP's price! If I'm feeling brave, I might go into the store instead of buying them online. I wonder which friend I'm going to drag along with me...

While latex has always been associated with the kinky and raunchy BDSM culture, I have discovered a few note-worthy specialty retailers that have successfully transformed latex into couture. These retailers have been able to re-invent the design and style of latex without losing the original concept. My stand-out favorite is Atsuko Kudo (it's European of course!)







Yes, that is Kate Moss in the picture above. AK also has tons of press and was commissioned to create a special piece for Lady GaGa. I love you Lady GaGa!



Another European retailer that specializes in couture latex is Jane Doe Latex. Jane Doe's designs are definitely more edgy and and offer latex styles for the rocker or pin-up girl.




Ok, so if that wasn't enough latex for you I also really like the latex stockings manufactured by Syren Fetish Fashion. I love these purple and pink ones. I can be naughty one night and sweet the next.

Trannies That'll Put a Girl to Shame

If you're planning a bachelorette party in the City AsiaSF is apparently the place to go. And it's not difficult to see why. They have the most comprehensive and convenient packages depending on your particular needs. But lets not forget their reputation. I have never seen more attractive transvestites in my life congregated in one spot. These are probably the most believable girls I've ever seen. They were so attractive I was even jealous!

If you're looking for a dinner and show, I hear excellent reviews about the performance the girls put on on top of the bar in the restaurant. After dinner you can even go downstairs on Friday and Saturday nights to the lounge below to dance. Since it was my cousin's bachelorette party we went all out and got the Sin-Satin Package. This package included a reserved VIP seating area downstairs in their lounge, buffet dinner, private exotic male stripper performance, scavenger hunt and passes to other clubs for the rest of the evening.

Being the very sheltered girl I am, I had never seen a male stripper perform before. I had always wanted to go to Chippendale's or to the Thunder Down Under performances in Las Vegas just because I thought it would be hilarious, but now I have a completely different view. While I was fascinated and entranced by the "ladies" of AsiaSF, I actually did not find the bulging fireman that walked into our VIP seating area the same.

While I found the show he put on for my cousin the most hilarious sight ever (she's so sweet), when he started moving towards the rest of us I thanked my lucky stars that I was with a bunch of Asian girls and blended in so he wouldn't tell if he got his filthy hands on me. LOL. First of all, putting my hands down a guy's man-thong or having his buttocks on me or in my face isn't a turn on. All I could think about was ew, ew, ew. It's funny how when he did it to everyone else but me it was hilarious, but if it was my turn I would be horrified! I've had random guys literally grab my arms and make me hold onto their pecks while they danced for me at night clubs, and it is truly not a pleasurable experience. Just because you're a bag of muscles doesn't mean you're the sexiest thing in the room.

So even though I wasn't too pleased with the male performance, I thought that the "Spotlight Show" they put on downstairs in the lounge very entertaining. For the Spotlight show the bachelorette is called onto the stage and seated on a chair while one of the Ladies of AsiaSF teases you. The crowd loves this one. You could actually choose the spotlight show or the male stripper performance (or both) for your party package. Go for the spotlight show!

And if there are any guys reading this, AsiaSF is the place to go if you're looking for out of hand girls. We ran into 5 other girls having their bachelorette parties the same night! That's a lot of ladies!

Apartment 318: Kinky College Parties

In my first two years of college I commuted back and forth from school and home. I was deprived of my dorm experience and pretty much everything to do with college life in general. I was good those two years. And by that I mean I didn't go out to house or frat parties. I wonder now if this is what turned me into a deviant. Ultra conservative parents have that effect on their off spring...take Katy Perry for example.

Right after my sophomore year ended, I made a break for it. I ended up in a 2 bedroom apartment with 3 other girls I didn't know. And little did I know at that time those three other girls were going to be my accomplices to the kinkiest college parties I ever planned.

The first party we ever threw was tame. Somehow it ended up being a beach-themed party and we ended up in our bathing suits screaming "big dick!" to the birthday girl while she shoved down penis-shaped jello down her mouth.

The second was a combined birthday party. We were celebrating my 21st birthday and my friend's 19th. My room mate and I decided to go all out on this one. The theme was officially titled "Sadistic" and we even made a flier of it based on this picture:


The themed colors were black and red and we asked everyone to dress up in costumes. Ladies ended up in corsets and it was a lovely sight. I personally wore fishnet stockings, black boots, a silver lame bikini top and a skimpy black dress. My room mates and I were equipped with whips that were purchased from a horse website. We used them all night to whip our guests around. Lets say that they weren't expecting that. Oh but it was fun. On our flier we also stated that we wanted male strippers...a friend was brave enough to come in chains and a thong. It was an interesting night. Sadly, the pictures are too incriminating for me to put up. But this one was too funny not to:


For another memorable party(and the most expensive) we had this ambitious idea of building a GoGo cage. I made it happen. The theme was "Midnight Masquerade." After a weekend of hard work we successfully built a glow-in-the-dark cage out of pipes bought from Home Depot and paint. For some reason, this was more intimidating for our guests than it was welcoming...I also had this brilliant idea for a game where we would pair up couples and have a contest to lick off whip cream and chocolate off of their bodies. After doing a demo they kind of all backed away towards the door...Maybe too risque? But I did warn them on the flier...come prepared people!




Now looking back on those parties I see some recurring themes... partial nudity, foreplay, S&M, costumes...lets just say that we left that brand new apartment a hot mess but filled it with tons of memories. Our apartment infamously became known in our building to be the loudest. People below us and around us hated us. I think they hated us because they weren't invited. Hehe.